Hey, what’s up Myspace! I got some great responses from the “Hole in the Paper Sky” trailer so thanks for checking it out. If you’re interested in seeing the whole film, we’re screening at a few festivals this August. We’re the opening film at the HollyShorts Festival in LA on August 7th. Then we’re in competition at the Rhode Island International Film Festival on the 8th and we finish our festival run at the Palm Springs International Film Festival on August 23rd. Even if you’re not interested in seeing our movie, these festivals are amazing places to experience up and coming actors, directors, and film makers. So please come out and support your film community!

Below are links to each festival if you need additonal information and or ticket sales. Thanks guys!

- HollyShorts Film Festival
- Rhode Island International Film Festival
- Palm Springs International Film Festival

Jay Leno is going through a sexual identity crisis. After getting in trouble with the gays for Ryan Phillippe GayFaceGate, it seems as though all the apologies and gay wedding attendances have him worried his flyover state fan base may have lost faith in his man’s man, Harley-riding rep. And in an effort to clean up that potential mess, he’s resorted to eagerly provoking Justin Timberlake into pervy chatter about the improvisational humor-challenged song and dance boy’s girlfriend Jessica Biel. To prove his macho prowess, he leaps suggestively into a tale about meeting Biel on a Jaywalk when she was just 15 or 16, and insists (twice, in fact) that all sorts of very heterosexual thoughts went flooding through his head. As uncomfortable as this clip makes us, Timberlake finds the entire ordeal a (quite literal) thigh-slapper. The pair’s respective desperate attempts at humor and machismo, after the jump.

After hungrily leaning forward in his sweaty seat to probe Justin with those standard women’s magazine questions (”Are you engaged?!” and “Is anyone pregnant?!”), Timberlake does his best to affect charm by avoiding the issues at hand and turning to his well-worn, though never well-received, stand-up act. He’s “engaged” in the conversation! Get it? Yeah, unfortunately, we got it. But it’s Jay’s repeated allusion to meeting the prematurely sexy and underage Biel playing volleyball (insert wink and elbow nudge here) that has us picturing things we never want to ever, ever again. You see, Jay “would still be in jail” had he acted on whatever Dirty Old Man desires he assures both Timberlake and America he most definitely, cross-his-chick-loving-heart, felt at the time. We get it Jay, and no, we still don’t want any part of it.

Wish they would’ve used a different word in the title, but, oh well..

Justin may not have proposed to Jessica Biel yet, but grandma Sadie Bomar is already planning their wedding day. Sadie wants the pair to get married in mother Lynne’s backyard in Tennessee and has sung the praises of her possible granddaughter-in-law to be.

“I just want them to be happy. Justin should get married in his mother Lynne’s back yard in Tennessee. She has a big yard with beautiful flowers. I think it would be perfect.” Taking a subtle swipe at Justin’s ex-girlfriend Cameron Diaz, she also added; “Jessica’s really sweet. She’s his age and isn’t possessive. I think their personalities are a lot alike.”

Justin has been dating the ‘I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry’ actress since last January
A friend of Justin’s says he has talked about marriage, but admits he has no idea that his family are already planning his future for him. The source added to Britain’s The Sun newspaper: “Justin started talking about marriage earlier this year. His family were delighted and started planning his big day. I’m not sure how much he knows about it.” In June, Justin was seen shopping for an engagement ring and had reportedly asked Jessica’s close friends to help him choose the perfect diamond band…

..but everyone (including grandma) is still waiting for the announcement.

LOS ANGELES — Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake have worked pretty hard over the past year to keep their passion private, so Pop Tarts was pretty surprised to see them emerge for the opening of Hollywood’s latest hotspot Kress on Friday night.

Justin drove his leading lady to the venue around 11:30 p.m., where they were immediately escorted to their private cabana by the bar at the rooftop of the four-level venue.

Flanked by friends in the dark corner, the Tinseltown twosome spent most of their night in a lip-lock (coupled with the occasional laugh). Biel must be feeling pretty comfortable with her pop star beau — makeup-free and donning a basic white blouse with jeans, she was probably the most low-key lady at the club.

Biel’s ex-boyfriend Chris Evans (the actors dated for two years before calling it quits two years ago) kept his distance before finally going over to their area just after midnight. Evans seemed slightly awkward as he skirted around the edges of the group, but passed the time by chatting to another stunning brunette.

We’re told that the property owners have even purchased the entire back parking lot in order to keep prying paps/trespassers away, just so the stars and starlets feel comfortable coming and going. What will all our D-listers do without their next 15 minutes of fame?