Hey Guys!

Two new candids of Jessica have been posted on Just Jared so I’ve added them to the gallery! Jess looks beautiful =]

Enjoy! more updates to come

Jay Leno is going through a sexual identity crisis. After getting in trouble with the gays for Ryan Phillippe GayFaceGate, it seems as though all the apologies and gay wedding attendances have him worried his flyover state fan base may have lost faith in his man’s man, Harley-riding rep. And in an effort to clean up that potential mess, he’s resorted to eagerly provoking Justin Timberlake into pervy chatter about the improvisational humor-challenged song and dance boy’s girlfriend Jessica Biel. To prove his macho prowess, he leaps suggestively into a tale about meeting Biel on a Jaywalk when she was just 15 or 16, and insists (twice, in fact) that all sorts of very heterosexual thoughts went flooding through his head. As uncomfortable as this clip makes us, Timberlake finds the entire ordeal a (quite literal) thigh-slapper. The pair’s respective desperate attempts at humor and machismo, after the jump.

After hungrily leaning forward in his sweaty seat to probe Justin with those standard women’s magazine questions (”Are you engaged?!” and “Is anyone pregnant?!”), Timberlake does his best to affect charm by avoiding the issues at hand and turning to his well-worn, though never well-received, stand-up act. He’s “engaged” in the conversation! Get it? Yeah, unfortunately, we got it. But it’s Jay’s repeated allusion to meeting the prematurely sexy and underage Biel playing volleyball (insert wink and elbow nudge here) that has us picturing things we never want to ever, ever again. You see, Jay “would still be in jail” had he acted on whatever Dirty Old Man desires he assures both Timberlake and America he most definitely, cross-his-chick-loving-heart, felt at the time. We get it Jay, and no, we still don’t want any part of it.

Wish they would’ve used a different word in the title, but, oh well..

Hey Guys!

Another film festival date for Hole in the Paper Sky has been released - It’s really exciting, if you’re anywhere near Rhoade Island, go and check it out =]

Hole in the Paper Sky
Fri. Aug 8 2008, 7:15 pm
Columbus Theatre Arts Center Cinémathèque
270 Broadway
Providence , RI 02903

Hey Guys!

FINALLY! A new appearence for Jesse! She attended the 2008 ESPY Awards! Jess looks beautiful, I’m really happy she went to an event for once hehe . . Check out the 6 MQ photos I’ve added… Hopefully HQ’s come soon!

Enjoy!

Justin may not have proposed to Jessica Biel yet, but grandma Sadie Bomar is already planning their wedding day. Sadie wants the pair to get married in mother Lynne’s backyard in Tennessee and has sung the praises of her possible granddaughter-in-law to be.

“I just want them to be happy. Justin should get married in his mother Lynne’s back yard in Tennessee. She has a big yard with beautiful flowers. I think it would be perfect.” Taking a subtle swipe at Justin’s ex-girlfriend Cameron Diaz, she also added; “Jessica’s really sweet. She’s his age and isn’t possessive. I think their personalities are a lot alike.”

Justin has been dating the ‘I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry’ actress since last January
A friend of Justin’s says he has talked about marriage, but admits he has no idea that his family are already planning his future for him. The source added to Britain’s The Sun newspaper: “Justin started talking about marriage earlier this year. His family were delighted and started planning his big day. I’m not sure how much he knows about it.” In June, Justin was seen shopping for an engagement ring and had reportedly asked Jessica’s close friends to help him choose the perfect diamond band…

..but everyone (including grandma) is still waiting for the announcement.